scarredeyes:

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la-vita-di-classe:

gemdust:

THIS

AWWW

FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR. CANT EVEN.

Awww!

This made me smile

That awkward moment when you’re talking and you realize no one cares about what you’re saying. 

magandangalienako:

Im alone.

As soon as I get home from anywhere… 

sodamnrelatable:

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

laughingstation:

My mom: “Go do some laundry”

Me:

Looks at math homework:

There’s no food in the fridge:

Make an A on a test:

Having social interaction:

The fridge one though.

sporkablefood:

Chicken & Toasted Quinoa Bowls with Garlic-Sauteed Veggies and Pine Nuts by The Cozy Apron

•  1) Sexuality?
•  2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
•  3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
•  4) What do you think about most?
•  5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
•  6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
•  7) What's your strangest talent?
•  8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
•  9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
•  10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
•  11) Do you have any strange phobias?
•  12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
•  13) What's your religion?
•  14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
•  15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
•  16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
•  17) What was the last lie you told?
•  18) Do you believe in karma?
•  19) What does your URL mean?
•  20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
•  21) Who is your celebrity crush?
•  22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
•  23) How do you vent your anger?
•  24) Do you have a collection of anything?
•  25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
•  26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
•  27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
•  28) What's your biggest "what if"?
•  29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
•  30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
•  31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
•  32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
•  33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
•  34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
•  35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
•  36) Define Art.
•  37) Do you believe in luck?
•  38) What's the weather like right now?
•  39) What time is it?
•  40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
•  41) What was the last book you read?
•  42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
•  43) Do you have any nicknames?
•  44) What was the last movie you saw?
•  45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
•  46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
•  47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
•  48) What's your sexual orientation?
•  49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
•  50) Do you believe in magic?
•  51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
•  52) What is your astrological sign?
•  53) Do you save money or spend it?
•  54) What's the last thing you purchased?
•  55) Love or lust?
•  56) In a relationship?
•  57) How many relationships have you had?
•  58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
•  59) Where were you yesterday?
•  60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
•  61) Are you wearing socks right now?
•  62) What's your favorite animal?
•  63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
•  64) Where is your best friend?
•  65) Spit or swallow?(;
•  66) What is your heritage?
•  67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
•  68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
•  69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
•  70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
•  71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
•  72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
•  73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
•  74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
•  75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
•  76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
•  77) How can I win your heart?
•  78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
•  79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
•  80) What size shoes do you wear?
•  81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
•  82) What is your favorite word?
•  83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
•  84) What is a saying you say a lot?
•  85) What's the last song you listened to?
•  86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
•  87) What is your current desktop picture?
•  88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
•  89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
•  90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
•  91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
•  92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
•  93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
•  94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
•  95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
•  96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
•  97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
•  98) Ever been on a plane?
•  99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

ondivaga:

Miss Daily Mood: Piernik for Christmas by Kwestia Smaku ♥

p0t4t03s:

Awesome pranks